In 2013 the second Red film, simply entitled Red 2, was released by director Dean Parisot.
Trying to enjoy his retirement from the CIA, Frank (Bruce Willis) finds himself forced into reuniting his old team after being accused online of being part of a project called Nightshade. It all soon becomes a race to find a portable nuclear weapon, but in all the chaos who can he really trust?
For me this film is just as funny as the first. In fact it’s probably just that bit more epic.
The special effects and stunts are over the top but in a highly amusing, holy crap kind of way. The ideas behind scenes are hilariously individualist and the story is just a crazy rollercoaster ride. Then, of course, you have the brilliant one-liners, usually Marvin’s (John Malkovich).
However, I do have one complaint: why does the character of Sarah (Mary-Louise Parker) seem drunk/high throughout this film? Is it part of her character and meant to be funny? I personally found her to be rather annoying in this one because of it.
Besides that, this film is brilliant. Some particularly good moments and scenes to watch out for are Frank promising Sarah ‘You are never gonna be in danger again’… seconds later a car blows up nearby; Marvin’s ‘funeral’, where Frank tries several things to prove he’s not dead; Frank smashing his head into a table, which breaks in two on impact (cripes), then the fight afterwards between himself, handcuffed, and 7 guys… some very clever ideas here; Han (Byung-hun Lee) making origami, then killing a guy with it by stabbing him through the throat (yikes); whilst speaking to Frank on the phone, Victoria (Helen Mirren) casually puts a dead body in an acid bath; the bar fight where Frank stops a blade mere millimetres from Sarah’s throat and Marvin falls through the roof (typical); the spinning car scene, all in slow-motion, where Frank gets in whilst it’s spinning… reminiscent of the first film here; the car chase where Sarah gets the car jammed in an alley; interrogating the Frog (David Thewlis)… very funny; Han with a machine gun… cars get cut in half by the amount of bullets put in them; Han using a refrigerator door as a weapon (again, cripes); Marvin making the toilets blow… poop goes everywhere (eww); and finally the very last scene. I will say no more :P.
And my favourite quotes from this film are:
- ‘You don’t get to tell me when to lay!’ – Sarah to Frank
- *After Sarah owns Frank in front of him* ‘Wow. Mommy just slapped daddy at the dinner table.’ – Marvin
- ‘I’ve been caramelizing his onions for the past few days. With acid and a lot of rats.’ – Marvin
- ‘Get me a gun that really hurts.’ – Han
- ‘You think I’m going to roll over for you hegemonic Mickey Mouse-loving Americans?’ – The Frog ‘Leave Mickey Mouse out of it.’ – Marvin
- ‘Should you eat that?’ – Sarah ‘It was before all that ‘sell-by-date’ stuff.’ – Marvin
Overall, this film is full of laughs, action and just damn right chaos. Easily on par with the first film, if not better.
An 8.9 out of 10.